LinkedIn Roaster — Tanner Picard

01 · GRAB YOUR LINKEDIN PROFILE

Three steps. Ten seconds.

Open your LinkedIn profile in a new tab

Select all — Ctrl+A or ⌘+A

Copy — Ctrl+C or ⌘+C — then paste below

Waiting for your profile...

02 · PICK YOUR ROASTER

Tony Hinchcliffe

"The Surgeon"

Precision strikes. Every word calculated. Surgical demolition of your entire career.

Hans Kim

"The Deadpan King"

Monotone delivery. Says the most devastating things like he's reading a grocery list.

David Lucas

"The Heavy Hitter"

No warmup. No buildup. Just walks in and hits you with the heaviest punchline in the room.

Kam Patterson

"The Smooth Operator"

Smooth, effortless delivery. Makes you laugh at yourself before you realize you've been destroyed.

Brian Redban

"The Chaos Agent"

Absurdist chaos. Will make it weird. Somehow still funny. You won't see it coming.

Ari Matti

"The Finnish Line"

Dry European wit. Catches you off guard. The setup IS the punchline.

03 · SET THE MEANNESS

Light Roast Medium Spicy Brutal Unhinged

Spicy — They'll leave a mark. Standard roast mode.

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Your comedian is studying your career choices. This might sting.

⚠️ Remember — you asked for this.

Career Rating

Don't shoot the messenger. You literally clicked the button. 🤷

Paste Your Profile.Get Destroyed.